A glimpse into the future

The year is 2036. Many changes have occurred in the world. British Prime Minister Jon Terry of UKIP, IKIP, WEALLKIP, has just been sworn in after his ‘If it ain’t white, it’s shite’ campaign caught fire. Literally, as all his opponents ended up a charred mess. “It’ ...

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FA Cup final 2015: Villa fan Q&A

Dubbed ‘Tactics Tim’ by the press, there is a fair amount of debate around the managerial talents of Tim Sherwood. It strikes me that his ‘give it a right good go’ tactical template is a very death or glory tenet. However, after some of the most turgid football in Premier

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Keeper and striker the big decisions + Wenger’s summer break woes

I had the oddest dream this morning that my office was in the house next door and I had to do some really early morning work. I woke up one of the girls who lives there and she said, quite grumpily, ‘Well, I suppose I’d better go and do the

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Giroud eager to avoid Hull-rendous start

Wenger: Alexis is just like (the artist formerly known as) Prince

Boss: final first, transfers after

Wenger confirms Welbeck cup final absence

Alexis named PFA Fans’ Player of the Year

BFG: Backroom changes prove boss adapts

Gnabry heading to under-21 Euros

Henry calls on Wenger to strengthen squad